BEWARE: JUMOJOBERT

From “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera

Chika with stars
If it feels right
Si KC o Heart
If you feel like
Ang hair nagsa-sway, sa chismis all day
But dapat behave

So VTR roll
And we waited
Nag-host siya ng show
In a minute
Ba’t di mo batid
Pasabog na big
Na kanyang hatid
And it goes like this

Take him by the hair and he’ll know you
Catch him in The Buzz and I’ll show you
You want the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

I don’t need to try to control you
Kakasuhan mo, and I’ll own you
With them the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

At di naman hard
Na chumismis kung broken and scarred
‘Tong si starlet
But when you watch me
I make you believe
That it’s exclusive

Oh, so kahit ba char
Then we ride it
Galit ba si star
Then we kebs it
Wala akong fear
Sa iyong career
I’ll take it from here (yeah, yeah, yeah)
And it goes like this

Take him by the hair and he’ll know you
Catch him in The Buzz and I’ll show you
You want the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

I don’t need to try to control you
Kakasuhan mo, and I’ll own you
With them the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

You wanna know the whole truth alright
Just watch the show, walang replay tonight
And if I share my secret
You’re gonna have to keep it
Walang ganyan sa chismis

So watch and learn
Di to show ni Vice
Derechahan, oooh baby, hair flip it right
And if I share my secret
You’re gonna have to keep it
Walang ganyan sa chismis

And it goes like this

Take him by the hair and he’ll know you
Catch him in The Buzz and I’ll show you
You want the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

I don’t need to try to control you
Kakasuhan mo, and I’ll own you
With them the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moves like Jobert
I’ve got the moooooooooves… like Jobert

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#jobert sucaldito #dpwh #Jobert

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mabelmoments:

Ian Neale holds what he hopes is a record breaking cucumber which he grew. The 107cm (42.12”) long and 38.92kg (85.8lbs) was shown at a vegetable contest in Shepton Mallet. Ian is currently waiting on verification from The Guinness Book of World Records regarding the colossal 107cm cucumber.

Look at that shirt and try not to giggle.

hello, mga tita. pinapakita ko lang ang bunga ng mga halaman sa hardin ko.

#He's so proud #pipino

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